I was driving to work yesteray morning.

It's an hour drive and I leave about 4:45am.

So I have I-94 mostly to myself.

I was driving about 70 at one point. I tapped my brakes every now and then to test for black ice.
Not often enough.
There was a clearing of the tree screen along the expressway and the wind was ripping across it. It pushed me into the median.
When I realized that I was leaving the road, I yelled out: "God! Help me!".
I spun across the median, lost in a cloud of snow I was spraying all around me, and came out facing traffic (not much) on the other side, still rolling. So I gave it the gas, went back across the median, and back on the expressway.
It weirded me out for most of the day after that.
God is good.